wingscanspeak:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

trixyerniecrow6:

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

You really are a stupid fuck, you know?

I want pics when done.

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

Why they yell at us for everything?

artmusicfun:

gerardscult:

in the name of the father

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the son

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and the holy spirit

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amen 

infamymonster:

I feel like THE PANIC/FALL OUT BOY WAR is going down like this

Fall Out Boy: NEW ALBUM AND TOUR

Panic! at the Disco: NEW ALBUM AND TOUR WITH FALL OUT BOY

Fall Out Boy: VIDEO FOR EVERY SONG

Panic! at the Disco: TWONEW VIDEOS?

Fall Out Boy: NEW ALBUM

Panic! at the Disco: STREAMING OUR NEW ALBUM

Fall Out Boy: STREAMING OUR NEW ALBUM.

Panic! at the Disco: ……

Fall Out Boy: THAT’S WHAT WE THOUGHT.

Panic! at the Disco: NAKED. BRENDON. URIE.

Pete: …..Patrick, you know what to do.

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

spookynoelor:

(✿◠‿◠) when you can hear frank in mcr songs (✿◠‿◠)

(◡‿◡✿) when you can hear pete in fall out boy songs (◡‿◡✿)

(◕‿◕✿) WHEN YOU CAN HEAR RYAN IN PATD SONGS (◕‿◕✿)

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ WHEN U CAN HERE BAND MEMBERS OTHER THAN THE SINGERS IN THEIR SONGS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

dragon-in-a-fez:

opaul:

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

this is why wizards are fucking useless,

the curse rebounded and basically destroyed Voldemort’s body instantly you useless potatoes

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